I’ve got a facebook account. But I don’t get it. I just don’t. Am I thick or has someone created a whole new paradigm for human/computer interfaces that no one told me about? (OK I know it’s about human/human communication/prattle but I can’t get past the chaos of facebook). Is it specifically designed to confuse the over 35s? Is it revenge for the mosquito device teenager repellent? What?
I get notifications about stuff other people have done to other people. I get regular emails from Owen asking me to play scabulous – I had to rely on his tech support to navigate around the screen looking for the damned application because the invite didn’t contain a link to the app.
Now Owen is cajoling me into joining a group about the Ball Surname in Ireland. Fine – after three days of web 2.0 compliant insults I relent and decide to join.
Where’s the join button? Where do I point the mouse thing [picks up mouse and waves it at the screen] to make me join the group. There is no link in the invite. There is no flashing spinning button that says “join this group be-atch”
How come I feel like such a fscking idiot every time I log on there? I’ve been blogging since early 2003, I’m hip, I’m cool, why don’t I get it?
Answers via postcard please.
people who say ‘i’m hip, i’m cool’ generally aren’t Ad…….Love you though xxxxxxx
What’s Facebook Ad??
Obviously MJ is neither hip, nor cool, unlike Dr Evil who I was channelling at the time: “I’m with it. I’m hip. Well, don’t look at me like I’m frickin’ Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.”
Owen on the other hand is very cool because he’s a facebook junkie.
And where’s my postcard?
As soon as I’m neither hip, cool or Dr Evil, your postcard has been retracted!